Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman […]
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de Montaigne
“If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I” Michel de Montaigne
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Biker’s Dilemma
A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer […]
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Adult
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: ‘Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?’ The […]
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Dogs Rule for A Reason
I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything […]
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I have Nothing Special To Report
Today I feel I have nothing special to report, but then maybe I do I woke up, I opened my eyes, realizing I still have sight Then to realize I have my ears, it may be quiet, but still have my hearing, to hear the birds to sing, or a song play on the radio […]
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Quick Sex
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.’ The girl looked at him and then said, […]
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Counting…..
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they […]
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AFTER YEARS OF TELLING PEOPLE CHEMOTHERAPY IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRY ( TRY THE KEY WORD) AND ELIMINATE CANCER, JOHN HOPKINS IS FINALLY STARTING TO TELL YOU THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY .
Cancer Update from John Hopkins1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billi on. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just mea ns the […]
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Absolut Map of America
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