A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk: ‘Dddoo youu hhhave
ddiilldos?’
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: ‘Yes we
do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.’
The old woman then asks: ‘Dddddoo yyyouu ccaarry a pppinkk
onne, tttenn inchessss llong aand aabbou t twoo inchess
ththiick… aaand rruns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, ‘Yes we do’
She asks: ‘ Dddoo yyoooouu kknnoooww hhhow ttoo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?
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