Category: humor
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Cliff Claven “Beer Theory” ,from the show “Cheers”
one episode of ‘Cheers’, Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the concept explained any better than this: ‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And […]
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Lost Churches of Louisiana
Sorry, but I had to read this one twice! Lost Churches of Louisiana One of the local television stations in South Louisiana aired an interview with a woman from New Orleans . The interviewer was a woman from a Boston affiliate. She asked the New Orleans woman how such total and complete devastation of the churches in […]
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I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME……..
I did what you told me … I sent the email to 10 or more people like you said .. I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I […]
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Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman […]
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Biker’s Dilemma
A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer […]
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Adult
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: ‘Dddoo youu hhhave ddiilldos?’ The […]
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Quick Sex
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.’ The girl looked at him and then said, […]
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Counting…..
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, ’13…13….13…13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick. Then they […]
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Absolut Map of America
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America the Beautiful
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined, and the government doesn’t know where to start asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help […]