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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl
in his office but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so
frustrated   that he went to her and said, ‘I’ll give you $100 if you let me
have sex with you.’  The girl looked at   him and then said, ‘NO.’ Eddie
said, ‘I’ll be real fast.   I’ll throw the   money on the floor, you bend
down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked   it up.’  She thought for a
moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.  She called him
and   explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, ‘Ask him for $200, and
pick up   the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants
down.’ She agreed   and accepts the proposal.  Over half an hour   goes by
and the boyfriend is waiting for his girl friend ‘s call.     Finally, after
45   minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, ‘What happened?’   Still
breathing   hard, she managed to reply, ‘The bastard had all quarters